Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Musharraf and Ata Turk.

Ataturk - Mohajir from Salonika (Greek born Turk - birthplace in Greece now)
Mushy - Mohajir from Delhi (Indian born Paki - birthplace in India now)

Ataturk - Military career
Mushy - Military career

Ataturk - The whores of Pera in Constantinople used to give him free services
Mushy - The whores of Pindi charge him double

Ataturk - Good looking, resolute, determined
Mushy - Butt ugly, wishy-washy, hesitant

Ataturk - Defeated Russians, Brits, Aussies, Greeks, and Italians
Mushy - Defeated Baluchis, Pathans, Gilgitis, and Baltistanis

Ataturk - Romanized the Turkish written language
Mushy - Sodomized every language he tries to speak

Ataturk - Ismet Inonu was his chief chamcha and able successor
Mushy - too many chamchas and not enough knives - Jamali, Chaudhry, Shaukat Aziz

Ataturk - Raised Islam to a personal level
Mushy - Used Islam for personal gain

Ataturk - Westernized leader stood up to western pressure
Mushy - Eastern leader caved in to western pressure

Ataturk - Kissed the Caliph goodbye as he left on a slow boat to exile
Mushy - Bombed the "would-be" Caliph as he hid in a cave :)

Ataturk - no beard, solid Turkish mustache
Mushy - no beard, wimpy Bitish colonial mustache

Ataturk - hated mullahs who ran from him
Mushy - kills mullahs after they run to him

Other than that, they are pretty much the same

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